Professor Thompson looked up with pleasant anticipation when, after a soft knock, his office door opened a bit and the face of Arthur Krause peered in. Arthur is his prize student. In his 25 years of teaching biology at Van Buren Technical Institute the Professor has found Arthur to be the brightest, most inquiring and analytical student the Professor has had. The Professor knows that the conversation to ensue will be intellectually exciting.
“Yes, Arthur, what can I do for you?”
Arthur, slight and pale, slips in and seats himself opposite the professor before he speaks. When he does, it is soft and hesitant. The Professor has to lean forward to better hear Arthur say, “I have reached a conclusion.”
“A conclusion did you say?”
“Yes.”
“What is it Arthur?”
“As you know, I have been studying the interaction that takes place between brain cells.”
“Yes, yes I know.”
“There are chemicals involved.”
“Yes, we know that.”
“I have concluded that this interaction can be greatly facilitated by the oral intake of certain substances.”
“Really? What substances?”
“I am not going to disclose them. It is my discovery.”
“Arthur, this is not the right scientific approach. We are supposed to share our discoveries for the benefit of science and mankind.”
“If this works I will patent it and become rich.”
“I am disappointed in you Arthur. That is terribly selfish.” The Professor sits silent for a minute, then yields to his curiosity. “Have you manufactured any of the pills?”
“Yes, I have them in a safe. I want to conduct a closely monitored experiment. I want to give the pills to a test group, some the real pills and some a placebo. I need your credibility. I need you to monitor the test.”
The Professor ponders, then answers. “All right, for the good of science and mankind I will offer my services, but the test must be run according to my rules. Each member of the group will be given an IQ test before the test and after the test. This will tell us if the pills are working. Is that acceptable?”
“of course.”
Ten students were selected to be in the experimetal group. IQ tests are a pain so it took some time to find ten people willing to join the group. The selection process gave the test enough publicity that several TV stations and a few print reporters insisted on getting involved as onlookers. The Professor made the final selections and satisfied himself that he had a wide range of mental ability represented, i.e., two A students, two B students, two C students, two D studens and two who were flunking out. One from each group would get a real pill and one from each group would get a placebo. IQ tests were given. Only the Professor was privy to the results. The pills were administered in front of TV floodlights, with camera operators deftly recording every gulp. The Professor announced that the second round of IQ tests would be given at a later date after the pills had been given a chance to do their work.
One of the C students was a freshman, Cedric Barnes. Big, tanned and fit, Cedric was nice looking but nevertheless considered a country hick by many of his fellow students. Cedric had arrived at Van Buren straight from a farm in Oregon. After the pill ceremony Cedric ran back to his dorm room and turned on the TV so he wouldn’t miss the evening news. Sure enough, in the second segment there he was, swallowing the pill, right on TV. A little later he received a call on his cell phone. It was his parents in Oregon. They had seen a brief shot on CNN of Cedric consuming the pill. Cedric was excited. He believed he could feel stirring in his head. Was the pill working? Cedric had never written anything not required in school, but suddenly he felt compelled to write. He opened his laptop, opened Word, started writing poetry. He caught the cadence, got into the groove. The subject matter was his world of the outdoors, the woods, the streams, the birds, the things of nature with which he had spent his pre-college life. Cedric was swept away. He wrote all night. The next morning he took his poems to Professor Thompson, explaining what had happened the night before. Professor Thompson took the poems to a faculty member in the English department. They were declared to be exceptional.
Word leaked out to the media by noon of that day. The story hit the TV and the newspapers. The pill was a success. By the next day publishers were calling, offering to publish these poems, which, whether good or not, would surely sell because of the publicity. Impulsively, Cedric accepted the first money offer for the rights, $100,000.00.
The media was enjoying a feeding frenzy. They interviewed Cedric about the money offer he had accepted. Cedric was excited over the money, but he was a conscientious kid. He told the press, “It is not right that I keep all of this money. I should give half of the money to Van Buren Technical Institute because, but for the pill, I would never have written those touching poems.” However, seeking just a bit more fame, Cedric added a condition. He said, “On condition that the pill be named “The Cedric Barnes Smart Pill.”
Arthur Krause heard about Cedric’s press conference and was furious. He immediately contacted the media. “This is my pill, not the Institute’s pill. I am entitled to the $50,000.00, not the Institute,” he shouted in a not so soft voice. This controversy made more news.
At this point Professor Thompson, who hadn’t yet administered the second IQ test, entered the press conference race. With the flood lights beaming and TV cameras engaged, Professor Thompson made his pronouncement. “This circus has gone on long enough. It would be disingenuous to name the pill ‘The Cedric Barnes Smart Pill’ because, ladies and gentlemen, Cedric Barnes was given a placebo.” –TEB